I havent been able to figure out why Bangalore's traffic police like me so much. They seem to stop me so often. My friends move around all over the place sometimes without papers and none of them are stopped. God knows why!
ive had encounters that have turned into visits to the court on more than one occasion.
read the latest: i was on my way to yeshwantpur one morning with my cousin Arpit. We were going there to pickup his van that had arrived by truck from Mumbai. Checking was on and sure enough, the cops (one sub inspector and two of his subordinates) invited us with open arms after a signalnear the hebbal flyover. Ive become quite comfortable with them in these 5 years in bangalore and treated it as a routine check completely unaware of what was in store for us. Showed them all my papers and waited for them to tell us to go. The date had just begun. This was warm up phase, on the dance floor.
Shock 1:
'jembing signal'. we realised that we were being accused of jumping the signal. Arpit looked stunned! so was i but i thought they would let us go. But They Did Not.
I was told to pay 100 bucks as fine. I refused. By now, our friends knew we were could not speak in kannada. that was it. war broke out. Arpit lost his cool! being from mumbai he was unaware of bangalore rules. it was crazy after that. passersby changed to stoppersby. We knew we did not jump the signal and so paying was out of the question. The cops asked me for the key and i refused to give it.
Arpit pulled out his phone and took down the sub inspectors name and accused him of accepting a bribe. That was it. It was now two of us VS three of them and the public. I was seeing stars. was clueless about what was to happen. One thing was very clear though. We had rubbed the cops the wrong way and they were angry. Nothing was going the way i wanted it to.
Arpit was pushed by the cops and i was ready to see him slapped! thank God that dint happen! he did not budge and let them push him! sheesh...there was silence after this. A silence that told me that this was just the beginning of things to come.
Shock 2:
refusing to give key.
non-cooperation with the police.
creating a nuisance.
We were charged with all three and the fine amount? 400 rupees!the stars i could see were brighter now.
We decided that it would be best for Arpit to disappear from the scene. That he did. It was now my turn to speak. First thing: 'Saary saar', 'mistake saar', 'student saar'. He seemed to ignore me completely! it was like shitting on his face and saying sorry for it.
He responded to my apology. The response was calling up the nearest cheetah to toe my bike to the cop station. Sure enough. the cheetah dint come but a cop appeared from somewhere and asked me for the keys. This time i gave it to them. There was nothing to lose now.
Shock 3:
Pay fine in court.
The cops were still furious. They wanted Arpit back. I was bikeless now and couldnt even imagine what had happened. I was given a notice to appear in the metropolitan magistrates court. The subinspector disappeared from there to make his next kill.
I went and gave Arpit the news. We took a rick and picked up the van.
The cops had given us a memorable time. We now had to spend time at the court.
day1: Scene at 2nd metropolitan magistrates court, hudson circle, Bangalore:
hundreds of lawyers all over the place. people discussing cases, attept to murder, jail, fine, bribe... we saw it all.
We had to employ a lawyer. We had 2 options. We could either pay 400 bucks as fine and 100 bucks to the lawyer, get a receipt and get the bike OR we could fight the case of not having jumped the signal with the Bangalore Traffic Police. The latter would require us to come to court every month for the hearing and spend time and money (lots of both) on fighting the case. We would or would not win. The lawyer said it would take time - a year or more. It was time to decide. Arpit said he would fight the case. i said i wont. i dint have the time or the money. It was closing time by then. That meant we had to come neck the next day. It also meant that my bike - my sweetheart would have to stay with the cops.
Day2: My cousin Anant and i arrived at the court the next day only to hear that the judge was not there. We waited till 3 o'clock and finally were asked to accept the fact that we jumped the signal. This was the sad face of India's famed judicial system. We couldnt do anything to change it.